Teenager Again, Life Without Hormones

“Yeah he’s doing well in school now, but wait until he discovers girls”. Or change the he to a she and it’s the same lament. Let me tell you, I experienced this first hand. From a smart young kid who wanted to be a doctor to a frustrated, low grade achieving teenager, who thought about nothing else save sex, specifically sex with girls. I say girls because teenager boys who are gay think about sex with boys, girls with boys or other girls, if they are so inclined. That is the way it is, “e’ un fatto”.

Of course this time in our lives is when our minds are the most creative, supple and absorbent. And what the hell was I doing, thinking about girls. Sitting in a classroom, riding a bus, in a movie, trying to do homework or, god forbid, a dance. Oh no!!!. An elderly Buddhist monk was asked what life was like after his sex drive had diminished. His answer; “like getting off a wild horse”. I rode that horse for many years. Abstinence only? That has to be the dumbest thing ever conceived by man. It’s like trying not to eat anymore, the only thing you think about is food. Try going on a diet.

Well I’m here to tell you that you can get a “do over”. The trick is you have to wait until you are retired and most of all you must keep yourself in good physical shape. Being retired and in bad health is as bad, or worse than a teenager with hormones.

It’s tough to retire, especially when your job defines who you are, but the liberation that can come with retirement is worth the anxiety of actually doing it. People say that they can’t wait to retire but when that day nears, panic can set in.

My wife likes to say that I’m not retired, (retired has a bad connotation) I’m just doing other things. Things I love doing, like playing my guitar and writing this piece. I’m a teenager again, but without those dreaded hormones.

IN SUPPORT OF WALL STREET OCCUPIERS

Here’s the way I figure it!!! Seventy years ago I was born to two Italian immigrants from so far in an Southern Italian mountainside town that you needed a sling shot to get them any mail. Whatever, my father and mother made it to America; Trenton, NJ to be exact. My father tried several things but eventually went to work in a factory, as did most of my friends’ fathers. For some reason and I don’t know why, I was always expected to go to college. A good student, I was not. In fact, I was a down right bad student. My father told me that he wasn’t going to waste his money on me, so if I went to college I would have to pay myself. Because of my horrendous high school grades, I had to beg my way into Trenton Junior College. “Junior College” was what they called community colleges in those days. Somehow I made it through, working at Cleary’s Drug Store during the school year and construction during the summer. I transferred to a four-year college, La Salle University in Philadelphia Pa. I paid for this also—including room and board. In fact, between my junior and senior years, I made $2,400. The tuition and living expenses were about $2,100, leaving me $300 to buy a car. At this point my father felt I was serious and chipped in with $1,000. That meant I didn’t have to work my senior year. Funny, that’s when I got my best grades.

As an important aside, my high school best friend Bernie Cywinski, who’s father was a milkman, (parents were first generation Polish) went to Columbia University. Although his grades were good, he was nowhere near the top of our class. Nevertheless, he followed his brother to Columbia. His brother was on an ROTC scholarship and later went on to be the top pilot for Pan Am. More on Bernie later, because his story is relevant.

After graduating college I got a job as an elementary school teacher in Hamilton Township, New Jersey. My first year’s salary was $4,500. With that I saved for graduate school and bought my first car, an Alfa Romeo, Guillietta Spider. After three years of saving, I moved to New York City to attend New York University Graduate School. At that time Bernie was attending architecture school at Columbia University so we became roommates on Central Park West and 84^th Street.

I got an MA from NYU in 1967 and in 1966 Bernie graduated from Columbia. Neither of us had any debt from this experience. I taught for two more years in New York City and then moved to Sao Paulo, Brazil to teach in an international school. After two years in Brazil I moved to Vienna, Austria, where I taught in another international school for 5 years. While in Brazil I met Mike Sesich, son of first generation Croatians and John Esperian, son of first generation Armenians. Mike’s father fixed typewriters and his mother was a cook in a cafeteria at Stanford University. Mike went to UC Santa Barbara and later got a Master’s Degree from Stanford. Yes, the mother had some influence at Stanford, but Mike was very smart and got terrific grades. John who was Assistant Headmaster of the International School in Vienna, attended Washington and Lee undergrad, Boston College and Columbia University for Master’s Degrees. His father sold insurance. Should I mention that my now deceased wife Sharyn, was a graduate of St John’s University with a Masters from Brooklyn College, all paid for by scholarships? Her father drove a hearse for a funeral parlor. Or should I mention that my present wife Linda received a BA from St John’s, paid for by her Sicilian mother who was a seamstress in the garment district.

Anyway, after I got back from Vienna I taught for 5 years in a Prep school in Brooklyn, while attending Pratt Institute for a second Masters. In 1982 I graduated from Pratt with and MS in City and Regional planning. My debt was minimal if anything. I think I borrowed $5,000, not because I needed it but the interest was so low it was like free money.

After leaving teaching I became the Executive Assistant to the Vice President for Trinity Church, one of the richest parishes in the US. They own hundreds of thousands of square feet of commercial real estate in Lower Manhattan. After Trinity, I went on to become the Director of Real Estate for the Carnegie Hall Corporation.

I remember at 50 years of age standing on the corner of 57^th and 7^th where Carnegie Hall stood and thinking, “I am the son of immigrants, I have two Masters Degrees, I speak several languages and I am the Director of Real Estate for the most important musical venue in the United States, maybe in the world”. The Italian equivalent is La Scala in Milan. If my parents had not come to the US could I have been the same director at La Scala? I think not. Let’s not forget Bernie, Mike, John, Sharyn and Linda. Bernie became a famous architect. His firm did the Bill Gates house, all of Steve Job’s Apple flagship stores and the Constitution Center in Philadelphia. Did I mention that his father was a Polish milkman? Mike returned to San Francisco to become a master teacher in Mountain View, CA, touching the lives of countless students along the way. Did I mention that his parents were first generation Croats and his father fixed typewriters and his mother was a cook? John became the Headmaster of the oldest girl’s school in the United States and is now a professor in Las Vegas. Did I mention that his father was first generation Armeian and sold insurance? How about my late wife? She became a Dean at that prep school in Brooklyn. Did I mention that her father drove a hearse? How about my present wife Linda? She is one of the most prestigious estheticians in Manhattan. Did I mention that her mother was a first generation Sicilian seamstress in the garment district?

Okay let me break it down for you:

Bob Fumo –BA La Salle, MA NYU, MS Pratt, Total Cost = $21,000*

Bernie Cywinski- BA Columbia, MS Architecture Columbia, Total Costs = Probably the same.*

Mike Sesich—BA UC Santa Barbara**, MA Stanford = $10,500

John Esperian---BA Washington and Lee, MA Boston College, MA Columbia, Total Costs = $30,000

Sharyn—BS St John’s, MS Brooklyn College**, Total Cost= $ 0

Linda--- BA St John’s Total Cost= $16,000*

Costs Today:

Bob Fumo Approximately $240,000 (I’m being very conservative)

Bernie Cywinski; Approximately $500,000

Mike Sesich; Approximately $150,000

John Esperian; Approximately $ 330,000

Sharyn Dolan; Approximately $200,000

Linda Gladkowsky; Approximately $140,000

Lets’ keep in mind that, at least in my case, I did not start out as a good student. Bernie, John and Linda were good students and Sharyn and Mike were excellent students. BUT, we all did equally well, because we could.

Why am I telling you this story? Because these stories COULD NOT happen today. Yes, maybe sons or daughters of immigrants, who are brilliant and at the top of their classes can do it. But not sons and daughters of immigrants who are not at the top of their classes, but could become something if given a chance. If you don’t think the American Dream is dead, you’re dreaming.

Of course the Occupy Wall Streeters are correct. There is an endemic problem in the US. It is that only the wealthy and the extremely gifted can enjoy all the wonderful fruits of this country. The rest of us are worker bees.

Now I’m not blaming the wealthy, but they (as they should have) took advantage of a capitalistic system that had very few rules and boundaries. It is kind of like a group of prize fighters. They like to fight and they are good at it, but if they were allowed to fight in the street, uncontrolled, there would be chaos and they would eventually take over the street. Instead we have a sport, whether you like it or not, that has rules and boundaries, so these aggressive souls can fight away all they want and, by the way, make money at it. I think the same should be true of capitalists; they should be allowed to fight, but with rules and boundaries. The problem is now they are allowed to fight freely in the streets and they have caused great chaos and taken over the street.

I think the Occupy Wall Streeters have struck a chord, but people like the blame game. The Right says it is Obama’s and the Left’s fault and the Left says it is the Righties’ fault. It is all our faults, we let it happen.

What I think we should do for starters is that all teachers and doctors should go to school for free and health care should be a single payer. The pay back will be multifold. I don’t know if it is that simple, but it would be a step in the right direction.

* These are good guesses

** State schools

My nephew and his beautiful girlfriend gave my wife and I this wonderful book called "Italy, The Country and Its Cuisine"and I love this section about coffee.

The Art Of Espresso

"Hot as hell, black as the devil, pure as an angel, and sweet as love--that's a perfect espresso. There are many details to attend to in the quest for the perfect caffe': precise proportions of coffee and water, pressure, water, temperature, brewing time and more. The water can not contain too much calcium, the coffee much be freshly ground every time, the espresso machine must be the correct temperature, the cups must be pre-warmed, and they have to have a rounded bottom and cannot be too thick or too thin.

The quality of the espresso is immediately apparent in the crema, or the light foam floating on its surface. If the golden brown crema has a consistency firm enough to support the sugar that is spooned onto it, and if this covering remains intact even after stirring, then there is nothing left to stand in the way of a cup of perfect pleasure"

I love the part about the cups because as a child I can remember the perfect cups and spoons that my mother brought forth to serve coffee to our guests. No styrofoam for me.

The book also lists a type of coffee in Naples that I had never heard of, "un sospeso"or "suspended" in English. I will paraphrase the book here. If someone has just completed a good deal or is having a good day, he or she orders a caffe' and a "sospeso" The suspended coffee is for some one less fortunate to drink. So someone can enter a coffee bar and ask, C'e un sospeso" or "is there and suspended coffee". The barista says yes and the person gets a coffee for free. I love this idea. I think that Starbucks ( not that I like their coffee) should start this. Go in after a good day and buy a coffee and a sospeso. Did I mention that I love the Italians. Their good things outweigh any of the bad things in their culture.

I wish you all a good day, and one in sospeso.

The Land Of The One Eyed Men

Yesterday I was watching the opening of the new Congress and I was reminded of a saying I heard many years ago; “In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.” Not to say that this congress has any more one eyed men than the one’s that preceded it, but I do feel that with every election the one eyed men become more prevalent.

I have thought about this for some time now and I have come up with some personal conclusions. But first I would like to include something written by David Brooks of the New York Times that caught my eye, the one that I have. I’m not a big fan of Mr. Brooks, but I must say he does have two eyes. The problem is that his glasses sometimes distort his vision. Before I go on, I must confess that I am a very liberal democrat and very proud of it, but I am an equal opportunity hater and I feel that some of the most egregious one eyed men are democrats. Any way this is what Mr. Brooks wrote:

“Howard Gardner of Harvard once put together a composite picture of the extraordinarily creative person: She comes from a little place somewhat removed from the center of power and influence. As an adolescent, she feels herself outgrowing her own small circle. She moves to a metropolis and finds a group of people who share her passions and interests. She gets involved with a team to create something amazing.

Then, at some point, she finds her own problem, which is related to and yet different from the problems that concern others in her group. She breaks off and struggles and finally emerges with some new thing. She brings it back to her circle. It is tested, refined and improved.

The main point in this composite story is that creativity is not a solitary process. It happens within networks. It happens when talented people get together, when idea systems and mentalities merge.

Now imagine you are this creative person in the year 2010, 2025 or 2050. You are living in some small town in Ukraine or Kenya or some other place, foreign or domestic. You long to break out and go to a place where people are gathering to think about the things you are thinking about, creating the things you want to create.

If you are passionate about fashion, maybe you will go to Paris. If it’s engineering, maybe it’ll be Germany. But if you are passionate about many other spheres, I suspect you’ll want to be in America.

You’ll want to be in the U.S. because English has become the global language. You’ll want to come because American universities lead the world in research and draw many of the best minds from all corners of the earth.”

I have thought about this piece by Brooks and I have tried to adapt it to America itself. So let’s say you come from Tulsa, Oklahoma, not to disparage Oklahoma, but it is in the middle of the country. Let’s say you are very smart, creative, aggressive high school senior. You are the best and brightest, something I was not, maybe Brooks was. Having been a teacher for 20 years I am sure that your school, if not your parents encourage you to leave Tulsa and go to one of the elite schools in the US.

Now not all, but many of the elite schools are concentrated on the coasts. Yes I know there are elite schools throughout the country, but generally speaking the major urban centers are where someone like this ends up. As Brooks says they meet people like them and they exchange ideas. More times than not, and I am generalizing here, they don’t go back to Tulsa.

So what you have in Tulsa is not the best and brightest, they’re gone. What you do have is the blind and the one eyed men. I do not want any blind or one eyed person to take umbrage, I am using this metaphorically. Moreover, when it comes time for elections the blind scream out, “Let’s elect the one eyed man, at least he can see something”. They elect them and send them to Washington or to the State Capitals and what you have is not the blind leading the blind, but the one eyed man leading the blind and therefore he or she is KING.

Unfortunately, with the dumbing down of the American society we are doomed to be run by one eyed men, and actually, more and more by the blind themselves. This is not my opinion. We are losing educationally to the rest of the industrialized world more and more every year. Good luck friends

Upgrade Now!!!

Did you ever notice how many times one has to upgrade things with the new technology. You have to upgrade Facebook, Twitter, your apps, email. Everything that we now own has to be constantly upgraded. I mean if you have a three year old computer people laugh at you, like “what are you doing with that piece of crap?” Piece of crap it’s only three years old.

The truth is that this technological world is being run by a bunch of twenty and thirty somethings. They sit behind a screen and constantly think of doing things better, faster and smarter, not to mention another way to make people spend money. The truth is they run our lives and the people that don’t upgrade are left behind and laughed at. My great nieces are always laughing at me because I haven’t upgraded fast enough. I mean, how can I upgrade when I didn’t know there was an upgrade available?

After one such Uncle ridicule session, I started thinking about upgrades. I started thinking that people need upgrades every so often also. I look at middle aged and older people and I realized that most of them haven’t upgraded since they were 25. Let’s face it the world has changed exponentially in the last 30 or 40 years. I’ve tried to keep up and for the most part I’m doing pretty well. I’ve changed my hairdo, my clothes, my beard and certainly my attitude to fit the times, but I know many people my age and younger who are still mentally back in the 50’s, 60’s and 70’s.

Have you even checked out the people who run our government? I watch the news constantly and I often wonder who these people are. They are people who haven’t upgraded in years and they are running a country in which 68% of the people are under 44. No wonder young voters are turned off.

Let’s take my great friend Harry Reid, for example. I must add that I am a life long Democrat, so that does cloud my thinking on political issues, but Dear Harry was quoted as referring to Black Americans as “colored”. Now this may seem like a small issue and maybe he isn’t a racist, but when the hell has he last upgraded? Colored is a 1950’s term. He’s the head of the Senate? He’s making decisions that effect 68% of the population that are under 44. If he hasn’t upgraded on this, what the hell else hasn’t he upgraded on?

Check out the hair do’s on these people. They haven’t upgraded since the 50’s or 60’s. Forget about their shoes, I’m sure they are still wearing wing tips. I frequent many cigar parlors to enjoy an infrequent cigar and I am appalled at what I see and hear there. Most of the men are younger than me as I see them wearing Vietnam Veteran shirts. The talk is the same talk that I heard in the 50’s. The N word is thrown around as if we were still in slave times. The discussion about women is misogynist to say the least. These people vote and they have never upgraded. They vote in people just like them.

Now, I don’t think that age is the factor. If you upgrade your computer or car you can keep it going for a long time. So a person, no matter what age, is upgradeable. The will and the knowledge of the importance to do so is what is necessary. Get yourself a new pair of shoes and a new haircut for a start. At least check out Lady Gaga Gaga because believe me, whether you believe it or not, she is the new Sinatra. Get used to it. They, the young ones, set the agenda, no matter who is in power in
Washington.


UPGRADE NOW!!!

The Immigration Problem

It is impossible to have a rational discussion about anything when you are arguing with someone who has their facts all wrong. One perfect example of this is immigration. I have heard or seen written four talking points in this argument which are so far off the mark that they need a fact check. The four are as follows:

Premise 1. The new immigrants, or at least the Hispanic immigrants, don’t learn the language like the prior immigrants did.

My family immigrated from Italy in the 1920’s so I know a little about this subject. It is true that many of the new immigrants do not learn the language today, but to suggest that the groups before them did is disingenuous. My parents did learn English but believe me they were not the norm. My father thought he was a little more sophisticated than the Italians that came in the early 1900's so he moved into an “American” neighborhood where he and my mother were forced to learn English and take the abuse that ensued because they spoke it badly. Most Italians moved into Italian neighborhoods where they felt comfortable and could get by very well speaking their native tongue. My oldest brother entered school at five years old not knowing any English. Many, if not most of my relatives, spent 30 to 50 years here learning little or no English. Most were forced, by circumstances, to become citizens before the Second World War. They became citizens without learning English.

Ditto for the early Polish immigrants.

Go to any Chinatown today and tell me that the immigrants there speak English.

German immigrants? Go to Lancaster County today and see how many people still speak a form of German (Pennsylvania Dutch).

Irish Immigrants? Don’t they speak English in Ireland?

Russians? The Russians and Eastern Europeans that fled Communism and are still coming over are recipients of a sophisticated education system where they learned multiple languages, therefore learning English was somewhat easier for them.

ALL, including Hispanics, who were born here or came here early in life speak English. The major difference today is that there is bilingual education (much maligned) that is afforded all the newer immigrants. Because of this they are given the ability to move ahead in school while they are learning English. My brother and others like him spent years in a class not knowing what the teachers were talking about in subjects such as math and science, certainly putting him and the others in a hole that they had to dig their way out of. Many never did. Wouldn’t it have been better if they were bilingual?

Also, I have had the privilege to live for extended periods of time in Brazil and Austria among Americans expatriates, much better educated than recent immigrants in America, who never learned the language of the respective countries. Many lived there for multiple years and, just as in America, their children learned the languages. It is extremely difficult to learn a new language as an adult. Just ask anyone who has lived abroad.

Premise 2. New immigrants, especially Hispanics, bring crime!!!

Of course this is true, but to those that argue that previous immigrants didn’t, I have two words for them, “La Mafia”. Ever hear of the Italian Mafia, the Chinese Mafia, the Russian Mafia, the Irish Mafia? Most immigrants then and now are not criminals. There are always a small percentage within every group that are. Many natural born Americans are criminal.

Premise 3. Millions of Hispanics enter the country illegally.

This is also true, but to think that the Italians, Polish, Irish and other Eastern Europeans did not, is a pipe dream. I suggest that those that can see Arthur Millers, “A View From the Bridge”. This is a story about two Italian “submarines”, as they were called, coming into the country in the hull of a ship. If these previous immigrants came from a country that had a contiguous border with the Untied States, how many more would have flooded the country illegally? It is much easier to cross a two foot border than to cross an ocean of three thousand miles in the hull of a ship.

Premise 4. I am tired of pressing one to speak English.

Why? Is it difficult to press one? And, business people are not stupid. They know there are millions of prospective customers that speak Spanish, for example, and they want their business. I don’t blame them. Government also knows that they need to communicate with non English speakers to have them understand what it is that they want. Imagine the IRS, for example, that has someone who needs information about their taxes (Yes, most Spanish speakers pay taxes). Believe me, I have lived in countries that only use one language. It makes it more difficult if not impossible to get what you need.

So, let’s have a discussion about illegal immigration, but let’s make sure we have our facts straight. To do otherwise and use talking points will never get the problem solved. It would be a physical and logistical nightmare to deport the 11 or so millions back to where they came from. Do you think they would just go easily without a fight? If you want to see criminally, try it. Many of the illegals here today live in families that have legals living in them. Yeah, I can just see them allowing their mothers, fathers and in some cases children to be shipped out. Get real!!!

Pizza, Pasta and Prozut

Italian Food? This is something that has been bothering me for a long time. What exactly is Italian food? Ask different people and you get different answers. From my point of view Italian food can be broken down into two areas: Italian/Italian and Italian/American. Italian/Italian is mostly eaten in Italy and Italian/American is consumed in America. Did you notice that I used the words “eaten” for Italy and the word “consumed” for America?

Both cuisines can be very good, but I will say that the variation, between good and bad, is the more pronounced in America. Rarely does one find bad food in Italy and then again good Italian food in America can sometimes be hard to find.

Let’s look at Italian/American food first. When the first immigrants came to our shores the food tradition that they brought with them was for the most part Southern Italian peasant fare. To think that our ancestors ate haute Italian cuisine would be a grave mistake. They ate pasta, pizza and prozut (Prosciutto) or some variation thereof. The taste was wonderful and many of us remember well the smells and tastes of that cuisine. They were not eating or cooking the same way that the gentry were eating in the large cities of Italy, however their food was still very high quality, minimally processed and locally sourced.

Throughout the years this cuisine morphed into what we in America today call Italian food. Unfortunately, it morphed to satisfy the American palate, which in many cases is not well developed. ( Rent the movie “The Big Night” ) Quantity took precedence over quality descending into the abomination that we today call “The Olive Garden”. Some of the worse culprits of this descent are “spaghetti and meatballs”, “chicken parmigiana”, “veal parmigiana” and most things on the menu at “The Olive Garden”. La Pizza, which was invented in Naples, also has had its dumbing down spiral. You can get good pizza in America but it will not be found at Domino's or Papa John’s. There is actually a government entity in Naples that defines what a “real” pizza should be. There are a few places in America that qualify, but most are very far from the mark and so are their tastes.

Most cuisines around the world grow and improve with time. Look at Chinese food for example. After thousands of years they have a cuisine that is varied, delicious and still evolving. For the most part the Italian/American cuisine has devolved into something startlingly standard, bad tasting and getting worse. There are exceptions to every rule, although most are not found in Italian/American restaurants, but in the homes of some second and third generations of Italian/American cooks. Fortunately, I know some of these individuals and they make me happy when I dine with them. Marie and Louise where are you?


Now let’s look at Italian/ Italian cuisine. For those of you who have been fortunate enough to travel to Italy you will know what I mean. Rarely, and I mean rarely does one get a bad meal in Italy. In fact, there are “Howard Johnston” type restaurants that can be found along the large motorways in Italy, called “Autogrilles” that can compete with the best Italian restaurants in America. The one secret ingredient in Italian food is fresh local produce. Seldom are there items on the menus that are not in season. Also, there is a creative culture that exists in Italy that is a force that moves their cuisine to higher and higher levels. They certainly match the Asian cuisines in this respect.

Once you go to Italy you will realize that their food is very dissimilar to what we in America think of as Italian food and a gazillion times better. After a few weeks in Italy my wife and I always dread the thought of coming back to our food. “Where are we ever going to find food like that in America?”, we lament. The truth is, if you look you can find it.

Where can you find it? Probably in most large cities in America there is someone, or more, that knows how to cook Italian. Certainly in New York there are many Italian/Italian restaurants. They may be a little more expensive, but they are worth the price.

Also, and I am not a TV fan, but the Food Channels that show Mario and Lydia are wonderful. I think that they, especially Mario, have done more to change the American palate than anyone else. Mario is GOOD!!! He learned to cook in Italy and he knows the history behind everything he makes. He knows real Italian food. Don’t ask him for chicken parmigiana.

He and Lydia have teamed up with an Italian and opened up a place in New York City called “Eataly”. Google it. This place is 60,000 square feet of food that showcases food from everywhere in Italy. There are different sections, such as the Pizza section, the Pasta section, the Meat section, the Fish section etc. Each section has a restaurant attached to it. I have eaten only at the fish section and I can tell you it was Italy supreme. The original began in Turino, Italy with the second in Tokyo, Japan. The third and I think the largest is in New York. They are looking to open the next in Los Angeles. Look for one in your local area very soon, I hope.

What I urge you to do, if you have not already, is to expand your palate. Find a real Italian restaurant or prepare something that the Mario or Lydia types suggest. For god’s sake, or my sake, don’t go to The Olive Garden.